Shadow's B-Movie Graveyard Reviews "One Million AC/DC"
A tribe of dirty, greasy, scabby and overly stupid cavemen and cavewomen contend with the harsh realities of the prehistoric world by having constant sex.
View ArticleBadmovies.org Reader Reviews "Repo! The Genetic Opera"
Guest review by Spazzo. This is an opera. The plot is about organ transplants that are repossessed if the owner does not make the payments. The cast includes Paris Hilton and Andrew Lloyd Webber's...
View ArticleBadmovies.org Reviews "The Educational Archives: Sex & Drugs"
"The Educational Archives" is an entertainment goldmine filled with old classroom training films. This particular assortment contains an Italian man who canna have no bambino until he gets his syphilis...
View ArticleLost Highway reviews "Halloween 3: Season of the Witch"
No Michael Myers, no Jamie Lee Curtis, and no Donald Pleasance? Nope, just Tom Atkins butt and some defective Halloween masks. Now that truly is horrifying.
View ArticleBadmovies.org Reviews "Teenage Catgirls in Heat"
The title is inspired, but this film is an awful conglomeration of events that, though they are meant to produce a coherent plot, ultimately result in an incomprehensible mess. I did laugh when it...
View ArticleLost Highway reviews "Burnt Offerings"
Why do people decide that big creepy mansions in the middle of nowhere make great vacation rentals? You know someone is going to get possessed. It's usually on the lease in the small print.
View ArticleBadmovies.org Reviews "War of the Robots"
Lady Gaga's android army returns in this Italian space opera that is desperately in need of an editor. Every scene, and I do mean every scene, lasts five times longer than it should. The climatic final...
View ArticleBadmovies.org Reviews "Bigfoot" (1970)
The poster promises an unstoppable motorcycle-hurling monster, cops clutching their useless submachine guns, and buxom beauties screaming in terror at a hairy beast that "breeds with anything." As...
View ArticleBadmovies.org Reviews "Zardoz"
Updated review! Where else can you find Sean Connery dressed in a red loincloth, a giant flying stone head that preaches about guns and safe sex, and a commune of everlasting hippies?
View ArticleBadmovies.org Reviews "Blue Demon"
Scientists create great white sharks that obey basic FORTRAN commands, such as GOTO, EAT, and NO EAT. Of course, the sharks escape and get stuck in EAT mode.
View ArticleBadmovies.org Reviews "Big Meat Eater"
The problem with this movie is not that it is science fiction, nor that it is horror, nor even that it is a comedy. The problem is that it is also a musical. Its budget is a problem as well. Cub scout...
View ArticleBadmovies.org Reader Reviews "Midnight"
Reader review by the indomitable, but unhappy about this film, RetroRussell. Reading his description, it's hard to blame Russell for not enjoying the movie.
View ArticleBadmovies.org Reviews "Night of the Demon"
The spirited exchanges between the hero and the villain are a treat, and the atmosphere is great, but what makes this movie special is the demon. It is a truly memorable addition to cinema's museum of...
View ArticleLost Highway Reviews "Return to Sleepaway Camp"
Drive-in Dan and Retroman Steve cut their camping trip short after hearing rumors about gender-confused killer, Angela, being on the loose. A mysterious killer is offing campers and counselors in a...
View ArticleBadmovies.org Reviews "Tarantulas: The Deadly Cargo"
Remember how the mayor in "Jaws" was worried about the shark scaring off the tourists? This is the same movie. Just substitute "tarantulas" for "shark" and "oranges" for "tourists," and...well I guess...
View ArticleBadmovies.org Reviews "Maximum Overdrive"
A rogue comet causes every machine on the planet to revolt against Mankind. ATMs can only display insulting messages, but tractor-trailers are capable of doing a lot more than calling surprised bank...
View ArticleSide Order Of Ninjas Reviews "Hercules Against the Moon Men"
Hercules has to rescue a kingdom from Moon Men sacrificing the kingdom's youth.
View ArticleBadmovies.org Reviews "Galaxy of Terror"
After crash landing on an alien planet, the crew of a spaceship is stalked and killed by their greatest fears. Of course one of the crew is a buxom blonde female, and of course her biggest fear is that...
View ArticleBadmovies.org Reviews "Savage Planet"
People travel 20,000 light years across the universe to explore a new planet, only to discover that it is populated by man-eating bears. The bears are not purple. They don't have tentacles or glowing...
View ArticleBadmovies.org Reviews "My Little Pony: The Movie"
Why do all of the ponies have tramp stamps? Who named them "Sweet Stuff" and "Lickety Split?" Why do I care if the Smooze gives the ponies PMS? WTF are Bushwoolies? Why am I watching this movie?
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